🍪“Why Do Websites Ask for Cookies If I Can’t Eat Them?”
📑 “The internet is hungry. For your data.”
I first saw it and got excited:
“This website uses cookies.” I thought – chocolate chip? Oatmeal? With sprinkles?
Nope. Just invisible code crumbs that track your every move. Tasty.
🍽️ The Misunderstanding
“Do you accept cookies?” – Sure! Can I get two with milk? “These cookies help us track your behavior.” – I feel… mildly violated. Also, still hungry.
🍽️ The Suspicion
“Cookies improve user experience.” – I clicked one link. Now I’m getting ads for air fryers and cat socks.
🍽️ The Inevitable Surrender
Accepts cookies. Popup disappears. New site: popup returns. “This site also uses cookies.” – WHERE ARE MY COOKIES, KAREN?
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